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  • The first physically charged romantic dream I ever had was with Batman. I woke up and remembered what I had been dreaming and was shocked at myself. I wondered what was wrong with me. I didn't even like boys at the time. I was only nine, after all. But now I wanted to get married to Batman. Not the Boy Wonder, who was much closer to my age. No, I fell for the Caped Crusader. When they tell you that none of your subsequent loves can ever live up to that first one, they ain't just whistlin' dixie. Holy Infatuation, Batman!

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