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  • I have had a very busy and productive day.
    But its the lows of the business.
    I have sat all day staring at the laptop screen.
    Writing and responding to about a million jackernuts related emails.
    Ok, so a million might just be a teeny exaggeration.
    But it must be close.
    Since 9:30am,

    not stop,
    endless coffee,
    phone calls,
    production teams,
    press launches,
    protien counts,
    tweaking labels,

    You know you are really in the thick of it when you have to use the house phone to ring your mobile because it has been eaten up by the organised mess on your desk.
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