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  • Figure: I wish I were anatomically correct! My shoulders are lumpy. My hips protrude to a ghastly extent. My face is cruel and my neck is a giant bent horn. I can't even look at my ears. Am I man or woman?

    Notanja: Love thyself! I have made you to be exactly as you are.
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