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  • What does it mean in our society, to own a personal watermelon?
    How does one eat a personal watermelon?
    Do you drill a hole into the side, whisper your darkest secrets into its ear?
    Can you only enjoy it under the cover of darkness, in a room hidden far away,
    that someone else may never know whether you enjoyed this melon?

    For me, it would be the ultimate Los Angeles accessory,
    akin to a pet rock.
    A personal watermelon is not fruit, it's a responsibility.
    You have to draw a face on it.
    Give it a name.
    Do what you will with it. It's yours, for three dollars, forever, or for a day.
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