How can they stand it? Pink ribbons in their fur! Ugh! How inhumane! Do they know how stupid they look? I'd shred anyone who tried to treat me like a doll!
Ridiculous. Why would they stay on leashes? In strollers? I would at least explore those tempting bushes at the edge of the park and stay there for the day, if I could go out for once; And when they have the chance all they do is chase after round thingies and... good Heavens! Disgusting! Sniffing butts? Sam, Are you seeing this?
Is that any way to say hello? It's a butt-sniffing party over there! I'd expunge them from earth if I could! Why eat frisbees when you can catch a mouse? Sam! Sam? Why do I put up with you, you lazy, Don't-know-how-to-cover-up-your-scat kitty! How dare you close your eyes before me! Leave my window at once!
Critic kitty strikes again.