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  • What's your name? Me.
    Oh, hi me.
    Can you say, "Lilah?". No.
    Carry you, daddy? Ok, me. I'll carry you.
    Milksies, Daddy? Ok, I'll get you some milk.
    Treat, Daddy? Ah, no. We don't eat treats first thing in the morning. How about some breakfast? No.
    Do you have a dirty diaper? No.
    Do you need to go potty? No.
    You sure you don't want something to eat? No.
    Do you want to go to Disney Land? No.
    Do you want a million dollars? No.
    Want to play catch with a bucket of rabies? No.
    I love you, Lilah.
    I love you, Daddy.
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