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  • Now that we have declared war on fast food.
    Now that every penny means something.
    Now that we have healthcare in collapse.
    Now, now you can buy the cause of all our nows'.
    Now meat & bun is at a cheaper cost than an average vegetable.

    Now show no love for the things that ale you and me.
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