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  • A friend (who was prone to overstatements) once told me:

    “Women are way too complicated. We’re sneaky, complex and two faced. Men are so simple, It all boils down to sex or food. Nothing else matters to you guys.”

    This was her way of telling me that I had it easy in the relationship department. I'm not sure that she was correct, but I was amused by the idea that my being gay was yet another facet of my inherit laziness.
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