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  • "I've just gone through so much in my life that pulling my top up just doesn't seem like that big of a deal."

    "I'm the 25th most influential person in the world and I don't even know what the word means."

    "I don't really think, I just walk."

    "When you make music or write or create, it's really your job to have mind-blowing, irresponsible, condomless sex with whatever idea it is you're writing about at the time."

    "So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"

    ...these are appropriate role models.
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