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  • Before he tops himself, Hitler wants to confess.
    The priest: You sincerely repent killing 20 million Russians, six million Jews-
    Hitler: No, Father, that was war, I did what I had to do.
    Priest: So what do you want to confess?
    Hitler: I stole mutter’s housekeeping money to buy sweets.

    (Pic. of Anders Breivik, the Norwegian mass killer)
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