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  • Okay! Alwrighteeeeeeee!
    There is no original copy unless someone copied and pasted it BEFORE I deleted it.

    But all my stories are old hat AND can be recited with fresh variants from "our" memory.


    "Our" being…

    Anja: Me, clever ON-JUH!
    Notanja: You and me and them, could be mistaken for Joseph Campbell.
    Monster: Darkness
    Midwestern Girl Who Is Really A Full-grown Woman: Standard feminine insecurities baked fresh from the middle of America.
    Animus: Mr. Anja

    Setting- Right here. There is a floor and maybe a ceiling and maybe walls. There are in fact a lot of walls, and perhaps even that danged yellow wallpaper again.


    Anja: Hey readers, I've been wanting to say something for a few days now.

    Monster: Hoo-boy, here comes yet another sloppy plea for attention again…

    Notanja: You are a human! You are a soul! Speak if called!

    Midwestern Girl Who Is Really A Full-grown Woman: Sorry, I'm sorry, um yeah-but, uh okay, well uh…

    Animus: Cut the crap. Spit it out.

    Anja: Lately my stories have… been not so good.

    Monster: OH? Is that ALL? NOT SO GOOD? HAW-HAW!

    Midwestern Girl Who Is Really A Full-grown Woman: And I wanted to um, apologize.

    Notanja: Good, bad? Who's to judge?

    Monster: ME!

    Midwestern Girl Who Is Really A Full-grown Woman: Yeah, uh the past three or four have been uh,' not up to Anja's par' sorrrysorrysorry.

    Monster: Sure. You just want to tell stories so people can be like whoa! she's effin' brilliant, who is she? Will she be my friend?

    Notanja: The purpose of life is to grow and make friends. Including yourself.

    Anja: Like a plant.

    Animus: Like a moustache.

    Midwestern Girl Who Is Really A Full-grown Woman: Like a rabid chipmunk? Sorry, maybe not like a rabid-

    Monster: Like a gassy planet with chunks of personality-lacking meteorites orbiting it.

    Anja: In fact, I have been deleting a number of my not-so-good stories of late.

    Notanja: Cleaning what is no longer relevant to my person.

    Midwestern Girl Who Is Really A Full-grown Woman: Like that 6 word story thing that everybody and their mother did.

    Animus: Or that one audio where your voice is truly annoying.

    Monster: A lot of times your voice is like that of a tom cat with a hormone problem, like you weren't spayed right.

    Midwestern Girl Who Is Really A Full-grown Woman: No offense.

    Animus: (deadpan) Offense taken. Let's duel right here.

    Anja: Arghhhh.

    Notanja: Peace! Peace! You are no different

    Animus: I want to be different.

    Monster: American.

    Midwestern Girl Who Is Really A Full-grown Woman: Sorry!

    Anja: I can't help being American.

    Notanja: That's why you are Rhatasian.

    Monster: Escapist.

    Animus: Damn right I am and don't you

    Notanja: love me for it? I love you. I love you monster.

    Midwestern Girl Who Is Really A Full-grown Woman: My sweet monster.

    Anja: I've got something to say and that's

    Monster: Squeak.

    Anja: Or 'Wetik' in Rhatasian.



    Animus: Hey! Wait!

    Midwestern Girl Who Is Really A Full-grown Woman: In the original version you said something about shamans!

    Notanja: I think I said shaman suffer before becoming shamans. And many artists are shaman.

    Monster: Well isn't this an awkward place to tack that thought on? Kind of self-aggrandizing!

    Notanja: Well, we all live. We all suffer.

    Anja: Absolutely. Can we stop now? I just wanted to squeak my monster.







    Eli- Midnight! Central or Eastern? I wasn't sure, here it is.
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