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  • Last night was the fifth or sixth time this week I have had my skull struck with the force of my own dysmetric clumsiness. Last night's piece de resistance involved a hammock at night. This morning I cannot tell if the force of that impact -- the back of my skull against the ground support rail as my body was swung upside down -- is affecting me today via confusion and lethargy or if it's just my natural state of being to be so.
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