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  • I asked my father when I was born and he said 3:51 AM.
    I asked my mother the same question and she went off about how terrible my father was and how he wouldn't call for a cab because "she wasn't screaming enough yet" to be really having a baby. Also, there was a boxing match on TV " somebody famous and that other guy"... because it was Reno and she was 18 and he, 23...
    I was born at 3:51.
    There is no moral except my father knows dates and my mother did not walk off and abandon her kids, though she's habitually off topic...
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