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  • Speaking from someone whose "Governor" shut him up for the better part of 8 months before I stumbled onto Cowbird, and someone who's also a huge Burt Kempner-story fan, I'd just like to say - screw the governor! Damn the Man!

    There's a long line in front of me and behind me, all of us who really love your work. It's genuine, heartfelt, full of life, and 100 % Burt.

    Keep the stories coming, my friend. You're an inspiration.

    (Photo from "Empire Records")
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