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  • I haven't rode the 15 home all week.
    Jesus Christ, do I ever need some sleep.
    So impotent and pathetic, like when you see someone you know but don't say hi.
    Worked with whiteflies all day long
    If I pee, I swear they would all fly out.
    Everyone's been staring at me like I'm some zombie, fool or idiot.
    but I just take it and stare back like 'yeah, I'm the one you're hitting up'
    Don't blame me, I haven't rode the 15 home all week,
    and Dear God, do I ever need some motherfucking sleep.
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