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  • One morning in Texas, a woman wakes up with God telling her she’s a bad mother. So she kills all 5 of her children in the bath tub. God was Right.

    She went on trial and was found innocent, because no one could believe any mother could do something so horrible. Apparently she was having a bad morning, and things happen.

    But to their credit, the state did see a need to keep an eye on her, so they put her in a hospital so they could keep tabs on what she was up to.

    This week she asked a judge if she could go back to church, to once again feel the warm fellowship of like-minded believers. Members of her church were too afraid to say no.

    The thought occurs to me that when she walks into that church, it’s going to look like Moses parting the Red Sea. Mothers grabbing their screaming children jumping out of the way... out windows if they have to. Statues of St. Mary grabbing screaming statues of Baby Jesus by one arm and running for the door.
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