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  • Wasted hours: back to back British comedies and Pall Malls.

    She was here most of the weekend, with her current dog-sitting charge. I cooked her steak. After I'd been playing some classical for awhile she asked if we could listen to "something with words". Sunday morning she pretended to read the paper while I did the crossword puzzle, but mostly she just flipped through the ad inserts, asking me which bra I liked best in the Victoria Secret advert. After, she sucked me off and then I asked her to leave.

    I really need to start classing up this nervous breakdown.
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