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  • Constantly updating your CV. The perils of freelance work.

    One sheet of paper has the power to control your destiny.

    Sell yourself but do not brag. No one likes arrogance. Be precise. Force rose tinted glasses on the employers face, allowing him to appreciate your beauty. He is not to know about the empty bottles of red wine overflowing from your bin. What he doesn’t know cannot affect his decision. Subliminally flirt with him through your intelligent words, letting him know you are adventurous, sociable and confident. Woo him. You are desirable. You desire him. You are meant to be.
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