Forgot your password?

We just sent you an email, containing instructions for how to reset your password.

Sign in

  • when i impersonated amy poehler on twitter and aziz ansari sent me a PERSONAL MESSSAGE i realized for one day, amy and aziz and probably will arnet- yeah, they all were talking about me and my silly antics. it feels incredible, still. they didn’t really know it was me, but i know it was me. aziz actually said “amy said she would like you to close the account” then he tweeted “amy doesn’t have a twitter” god i was so young and foolish i love it. i was the subject of people i'll never meet. i don't know what it is about them that makes me feel so elated... just shows what "celebrity" means in today's culture.
    • Share

    Connected stories:


Collections let you gather your favorite stories into shareable groups.

To collect stories, please become a Citizen.

    Copy and paste this embed code into your web page:

    px wide
    px tall
    Send this story to a friend:
    Would you like to send another?

      To retell stories, please .

        Sprouting stories lets you respond with a story of your own — like telling stories ’round a campfire.

        To sprout stories, please .

            Better browser, please.

            To view Cowbird, please use the latest version of Chrome, Safari, Firefox, Opera, or Internet Explorer.