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  • when i impersonated amy poehler on twitter and aziz ansari sent me a PERSONAL MESSSAGE i realized for one day, amy and aziz and probably will arnet- yeah, they all were talking about me and my silly antics. it feels incredible, still. they didn’t really know it was me, but i know it was me. aziz actually said “amy said she would like you to close the account” then he tweeted “amy doesn’t have a twitter” god i was so young and foolish i love it. i was the subject of people i'll never meet. i don't know what it is about them that makes me feel so elated... just shows what "celebrity" means in today's culture.
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