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  • If lying about your age, don't knock off so many years that the person you're talking to will think:

    "Gosh, too bad they had such a rough life... I wonder if it was drugs or liquor."









    (meaning that an old high school friend of my partner once sent him a Facebook friend request. According to his profile, he was young enough to be his own son)
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