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  • I remember this one time at the end of a summer at Indiana U. sitting in a cafeteria with a few people. This one guy said "I can't want to get back to South Carolina," and, completely instinctively, I gagged and blurted out, “Thank God I live in California.”

    This guy was understandably insulted, and replied “California is like cereal, full of nuts, fruits, and flakes.” I had never heard that before, and I thought it was brilliant. “That’s me! Just call me Grape Nuts!” I replied.
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