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  • I am on vacation and Ze is laying beside me in the hot sun. Ladies dance on his swim trunks, or "Happy Pants" as I like to call them. Ze wears them with pride as he smokes cigarettes on his lounger; smoke lazily curling about his body as he sits in the heat.

    Many ladies comment about Ze's ladies using descriptive words, "They are amazing pants. Fantastical. Hot. Astounding. I love them. I want them. Great pants! Terrific!"

    Men stare, but try not to look like they are staring.

    While sitting by the pool with a margarita in hand, these britches become an entire day of entertainment all by themselves.
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