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  • Today I've decided to work from home.

    Instead I'm writing this. Maybe next I'll tidy my teenage son's room.

    Perhaps I'll be productive after all.

    But I doubt I'll get much 'work' done.

    The bull that sits above my desk gives me a disapproving look.

    I'll write the report.

    Imagine being shamed into action by a purple bovine....
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