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  • Forget about the laptops, smartphones, digital tablets, e-readers, Apple, Google, Facebook, Pinterest, Twitter and every other high tech, time-sucking gizmo, site or social network. The two most utilized and beneficial products on the planet can be purchased at any convenience store – 24/7 – and are, more than likely, currently sitting on a shelf in your garage, under your kitchen sink or on the job, fending off a domestic disaster.

    They are the yin and yang of fix-it nirvana and quite frankly, have changed civilization as we know it today. Plus, there is no data plan necessary.

    (Timpani drum roll, please)

    Duct tape and WD 40!
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