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    Asif20: 'Hi, would you please like to be my friend?'

    LondonGuy78: 'Hi, i like your profile. Wanna chat on Skype?'

    DannyBoy: 'I play in bands...'

    Charrisexy: 'hey bbs, how u doing? us amazing, wat u upto?i think ur weapon of seduction.like to hear from u . i can put smiles on your face lol x'

    FreddyFrog: 'Hi, I hope you don't mind me asking i have an unusual question... my intention isnt to offend im just curious what you'd do. If you was really attracted to a guy really liked him but he told you he was submisive....and asked you to sit on his face and breakwind would you do it?'

    hakassan: 'hi, i just bought you a wind turbine x'

    PhiltheBeast: 'I want to put a baby in your tummy'.

    junky444: 'i find it hard to believe you could be single!'

    sayedsharouf: 'hello girl how are you doing? i read about you on profile i like your style, really i'm interesting about that. my name is sayed im28 years old sportif i have black hair browen eyes i don't smoke my weight and height 186cm 90 kg its long time i'm looking for my second half if you want to see my pictire here put this name on facebook 'sharouf sayed' you'll find me. i hope you like my message sorry if the message is short but i can tell you more about me when you answer me really interesting i want to settle down in my life.....life is too short we have to enjoy. bigg greeting from marrakech'

    teddyboy: 'hey, i saw in your profile you had used the word penchant and that was the interest piquer! :) now how do you pronounce it? ;-)'

    Heyletsflirt: 'fancy an arm wrestle?'

    Henkshank: 'I bet you take it up the deaf and dumb'

    ron4U: 'thank you for being so very kind to visit my prifile.
    sencerely yours, ron'

    TarQwyn: 'Great name, lovely profile, top, i suspect, girl. Get in touch i would enjoy a chat and more London exploration with like minded bods. Especially those with endearing smiles, TarQwyn'

    TarQwyn: 'Is there a key to getting a response or did the self indulgent horseshit on my profile scare lady off lol? Bugger dating C'mon what does one have to do to strike up a simple chat? You know i can punch my own teeth in? ;)'

    TarQwyn: 'Twice!?!? Andd still not a word!?!? Torture madam. Torture;)'

    brazillianfootlover: 'do you like having your feet massaged?'

    mormon420: 'have you seen the film sanctum?'
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