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  • My dad's browser home page is set to Google.
    Every time he finishes using the Internet, he clicks on the "back" button till he gets to Google again and only then does he close the window.

    When I first saw him do it, I asked:
    "Dad, why are you doing that?"

    And he said:
    "I'm just rewinding it"

    So I said:
    "It's not a fucking cassette, for God's sake!"

    Ha. No, not really. I just said: "Oh, OK."

    Whatever makes him happy.
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