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  • Trying to type the phrase "nothing bad would happen" my phone autocorrected it all into one giant nonword: "nomadhappily"

    I'm in a somewhat cranky mood, so perhaps my phone is giving me a not so secret message that my life would be better if I were a hermit wandering the earth.

    Then again, maybe I'm just goofy... and need to learn how to type better.
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