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  • On life's journey, there are days when your number comes up and it's your turn for the shaver. You could be unlucky though and it could be your day for the drive in the back of the truck. The sheep in Scotland were spray painted with red or blue paint splotches. I wondered which color was for shave and which for mutton chops. I wondered if they knew?
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