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  • Man, it was going so well up to this point - there was something to hang onto! I was the first one up - setting the tone, being the leader...but, I have size 13's, and the top of this pole was designed for 9's or smaller - WTF! Hey - who did this?!?

    Oh, man, what the heck was I thinking? O.K., let's do it...push through - breathe - they're counting on me. Again...what was I thinking? You can do it. But not for them . . . this one's for me. Here we go...
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