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  • we think it's just good to have all these flyovers and wide roads

    and a
    lot of
    signs everywhere alienating the people more and making it much more difficult to go to Melly's to take the 5:THIRSTY drinking sessions which expectedly end at 8:00 PM with Tya Mels bugging us to get out of Melly's NOW (!!!) because her husband is sick and needs to rest and thus all drunkards like us must go home now now now -- but not without

    paying first for our case of beer and safari or happy nuts or mr. chips or the cheap chips. so
    we collect our things and rummaged through empty wrappers of the junkies and cracked shells of Balot/Balut.

    and we go out and we hug the old pine tree and we get home alive.

    so that's it.

    think. think. think.
    (now, you come out of Melly's you get squashed by oncoming traffic with no pine tree to hold on to.)

    ”If there was one more lane, would that eliminate the traffic jam or simply increase the number of drivers who use the road?”

    (a quote from somewhere)
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