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  • Look anywhere and you'll find cute pictures of cats. Actually, don't look anywhere and you'll find cute pictures of cats. This, however, is their true face! I hear them humping and fighting outside my window and every night. I live in the feline red light district. People forget what cold-blooded killers they are. Look into that eye! Those teeth! Would you pet that?
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