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  • But really. Who gets their shoes shined anymore?

    Once you start asking questions like this, and imagining that there is a whole business set up here, and different workers (shiners?) coming in to polish. And that others sit up here like smug lords paying people to wipe their feet. Is it a luxury. Are you killing time. Are you between meetings and you just gotta have that shoe twinkle?

    Once I start asking questions like this, my world starts to melt at the edges.
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