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  • If you write any more nonsense your brain will crush itself. Imploding on its own accord, it will denounce these walls and screens and words that mean fuck, all. The vacant but beautiful lagoon of ideas that rests in its place will be quiet and tranquil, with no requests of purchase orders or third party authorisation.
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