I am 36 years old
and I have just learnt
the secret to attending a wedding.
I am not sure why it has taken so long
but this is a revelation to me.
Food.
You have to eat first.
We recently attend the evening do of a friend’s wedding.
The party started at 7pm
so we decided to treat ourselves to a filling meal first.
We arrived full, happy and ready to party.
It was great.
The reception food was put out at 9.45pm
cold
bland and
tasteless.
If I had I waited that long for average food I would have eaten my own arm.
Probably not a good look on the wedding dance floor.
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