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  • I am 36 years old
    and I have just learnt
    the secret to attending a wedding.

    I am not sure why it has taken so long
    but this is a revelation to me.

    Food.

    You have to eat first.

    We recently attend the evening do of a friend’s wedding.
    The party started at 7pm
    so we decided to treat ourselves to a filling meal first.

    We arrived full, happy and ready to party.
    It was great.

    The reception food was put out at 9.45pm
    cold
    bland and
    tasteless.

    If I had I waited that long for average food I would have eaten my own arm.
    Probably not a good look on the wedding dance floor.
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