I am 36 years old
and I have just learnt
the secret to attending a wedding.

I am not sure why it has taken so long
but this is a revelation to me.

Food.

You have to eat first.

We recently attend the evening do of a friend’s wedding.
The party started at 7pm
so we decided to treat ourselves to a filling meal first.

We arrived full, happy and ready to party.
It was great.

The reception food was put out at 9.45pm
cold
bland and
tasteless.

If I had I waited that long for average food I would have eaten my own arm.
Probably not a good look on the wedding dance floor.