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  • I am pretty sure that's a 40.

    I'm even more sure that's not beer.

    I'm not sure whose job it is to dispose of it, but I'm glad it's not mine.

    In related news, an octogenarian in Evansville, Indiana, recently faced charges of "battery by communicable bodily fluid/waste" (a felony) and "battery on a victim under the age of 14." The 84-year-old allegedly dumped urine over the head of a 13-year-old boy during an argument.

    According to news reports, the man admitted to keeping a bowl of urine on his balcony "for self defense."
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