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  • The thing is, I don't want to see you.

    But this morning I shaved my legs and put on nice underwear, made my hair look just as disheveled as was necessary so you wouldn't think I liked you.

    And I'll probably get in my car later and drive to your house because the fact is that I hate you and I think you're the biggest fool but

    I'm still sitting at my vanity trying to remember what you thought about shades of lipstick, red or pink?
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