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    Hillary, Hillary!

    And now we have CLINTON CASH.

    Hillary, when does it stop? After decades of your dreadful scandals, now we have CLINTON CASH.

    When The New York Times, Washington Post, Wall Street Journal, and other establishment media start bombarding you, it is clear that the media is turning on you, and that a serious reckoning is due: Influence peddling, conflicts of interest, abuse of power, even bribery.

    You have hired a former Monsanto (Monsanto!) lobbyist to run your campaign, but do you really think that anyone from Monsanto is going to be able to keep Foundation-Gate from becoming the story of the year? Or is a man from the company that brings us glycosophate perhaps a perfect choice?

    You need to realize that us “ordinary Americans” for whom you aspire to be a “champion” are at a point where, according to a recent poll, 60% of us just don’t find you trustworthy. And why should we?

    I don’t see how, with CLINTON CASH hitting bookstores in a week, you will be able to survive the tsunami of inquiries, investigations, and audits. And even possible indictments. Even the venerable Common Cause is asking for an audit of the shady, highly suspect and possibly criminal dealings of your family foundation:

    “A liberal group that has longtime Clinton friend Robert Reich as its chairman of the board is calling on the Clinton Foundation to open up its books to an outside audit and to stop accepting donations from foreign entities. Common Cause issued the statement on Friday, a day after a bombshell report from The New York Times laid out how Hillary Clinton’s State Department signed off on a deal that allowed the Russians to gain control of one-fifth of America’s uranium supply. The deal involved a company founded by Canadian mining tycoon Frank Giustra, who has pledged $100 million to the Clinton Foundation. (From DAILY CALLER)”

    And that is just the tip of the iceberg.

    And it is all going to come out.

    And it won’t be pretty.

    They gotcha in their sights, Girlfriend.

    So, all I have to offer is some modest advice: Please quit before it’s too late.

    It would be the most unspeakable arrogance for you to carry on with a campaign for President of our country while the latest and worst of your scandals dominates the news, and you fail repeatedly to provide credible explanations, because there are none. The facts and stories speak for themselves.


    Any audit of the Clinton Global Initiative will provide evidence of wrong doing you will not be able to deflect, hide from, erase, delete, cover up, deflate. or buy your way out of.

    For a great many of us out here, your faltering campaign has become both an embarrasment and a tragedy. And the Hillary Satire movement is growing to a point where some commentators are saying forget the scandals, the satire alone will do you in. You are, alas, becoming for many a joke.

    Put simply: You have nothing new to offer. You are too old and you bring in too much baggage, including your husband. You had your eight years in the White House (and took away some of the furniture to prove it). Give others in your Party a chance.

    It is time for some real hope, and real change.

    Enough is enough.

    Time to say goodbye.

    With respect,

    An Ordinary American
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