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  • I sat in the Dean of dicipline's office in the gray chair. The chair felt like it was made out of steel wool, but my back was itchy so it was okay with me. His emotions fluxed as my mother owned him. He glared at me while talking to my mother. It only made me feel bigger. I got in trouble for not wearing a kelly green criss cross tie. I lost mine aand had borrowed his. When he gave it to me, there was a muddy footprint on it. He smiled and said, " Here you go!"
    I don't know why I did it, but I decided not to return the tie, and of couse karma being karma, I lost it.
    So as I sat in the chair, his eyes peircing me, only to reflect back and disintegrate his eyes, I knew what was happeneing. My Mother explained to him that it was stupid to get an entire days worth of ISS for forgetting a brownie tie. I could her her laughter through the phone line as he told her I decided to use a green peice of paper and staple it to my shirt. The dean's face began to melt. I sat there, loooking him right back in the eye. His face was malleable at this point, every point my mother made punched it into a new shape.
    When I left I knew that a cold-war haad been started. It had been started over a brownie tie. I will win this war, no matter what the costs shall be! Sadly as I was giving him a death glare, I ran into a wall.
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