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  • Fucking Lucifer!

  • Leaving the airport I turned on the van radio.
    Have you ever heard it said that when tuning on the radio,
    the first words you hear are a message from God?
    Well, I have, and although I think it ridiculous,
    I always listen to first few words intently.

    Today, being Sunday,
    I wasn't surprise
    to hear the following first two words,
    "God's Journal!"
    This struck me as funny.

    I pictured God asking for Peter's quill
    and then a few sheets of paper.
    Saint Peter tried to hide his annoyance while reluctantly
    handing God the quill and the entire book.
    I bet he was thinking, "Tear pages from THE BOOK, really?"

    God rested the freshly dipped quill point on a blank page.
    He appeared to be deep in thought.
    When the God began to write,
    Peter cocked his head ever so slightly and read,
    Fucking Lucifer!
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