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  • Robert C. Baker is my hero. <3 Robert C. Baker is the amazingly talented, wonderful man who invented the chicken nugget. This man has been my hero since day one of birth. He has nourished me and given me hope for several years, and to this day I admire him. This man is the light to many lives. Along with this man I would like to acknowledge Sandy Addison, Steve Henson, the Romans, and God. Sandy Addison, the creator of ketchup. Steve Henson, the creator of the beloved ranch dressing. The Romans, the creators of honey mustard. God, the creator of everything.

    In conclusion, these are my greatest heroes.

    God bless your souls.
    May you rest eternally in heaven
    upon your untimely deaths.

    In Jesus Christ's name,

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