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  • In celebration of a wonderful couple, their new baby, and the fact that they are as funny as ever.

    ME: How are you liking your new sleep deprivation regimen?

    HIM: sleep dep… it’s the choice of drug for a new generation. That should probably have been written “drug of choice." Nevermind, it’s grammatical, which is about all I can ask of myself at this point.
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