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  • My parents and I were getting ready to take my Dad to the hospital for an operation. As my father and I were preparing to get in the car my mother attempted to put a very long plastic shoe horn into her pocketbook. My father said she didn't need to take a shoe horn to a hospital. She replied "Says who?"
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