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  • Drink more, especially at parties.
    Go to more parties.
    Annoy somebody by speaking your mind.
    Continue cultivating caffeine dependence.
    Ignore inner promptings to exercise.
    Realise that money doesn't make you happy, but as it sure sucks not having any - make more money.
    Feel less guilty about yelling at the kids.
    Try not to yell at the kids quite so much.
    Realise that thinking of others makes you happier, but since feeling compelled to think of others makes you feel guilty - do nothing about that.

    Happy New Year Everyone!



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