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  • Wanted
    for word hustling
    for crimes against pretension
    for breaking syntax and
    entering it again in an
    inappropriate area
    Wanted
    for furtive grammar crimes
    & neo-plagiarism
    Wanted for doublethink
    triplespeak
    twisted sister words
    & unbrotherly love of
    puns
    underage adjectives
    & betting on adverbs
    for assault on a sestina
    for brandishing nouns
    like knives and clubs
    for a spit and run
    on a stage sometime last Sunday
    for poeting unpolitely
    for writing and wronging
    poet poet poet
    you are
    Wanted
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