The following is a random collection of thoughts that run through my unquiet mind, even during yoga. Mind you, this does NOT mean that I am not relaxed. I love yoga! Just the fact that horrible thoughts do not run through my head for a small amount of time is relaxation enough to me. So in no particular order, here are Yoga Thoughts:
I hope my yoga mat does not smell too bad, I should probably clean it at some point.
I bet you at some point someone is going to fart, but its OK because in yoga it will not be frowned upon.
I can totally see part of the street through the window, and I like the juxtaposition of it all.
If Flava Flav walks into a store called Flavors and makes his own salad combination, is it Flava Flav in Flavors Flavoring?
I need proper yoga clothes, this will NOT do anymore.
But isn't lululemon going out of business? Don't they also hate curvy girls?
One day I am going to have a wardrobe malfunction. It's gonna happen but its OK cause its yoga!
I wonder if yoga is right for me, definitely have not lost any weight doing this.
OMG, I am going to faint. I am definitely definitely going to faint this time during hot yoga.
I am never EVER ever going to hot yoga again.
Should I do Audible or Spotify on the walk home?
I feel better, I should go to hot yoga next week.
Why in the world would she put on a push-up bra, low-cut wrap top and a lace thong for hot yoga?
This was a deliberate decision. She thought about what to wear to hot yoga and decided on this.
Are women trained to think that they MUST always look good and that means tight clothes and make up?
I hate tight clothes.
If I try a headstand I am going to break something and I will be to only person ever to leave yoga in an ambulance.
My dog smells, I should wash him first when I get home and then myself since he will splash all over me anyway.
I can't wait til my new yoga mat gets here from Amazon, this thing is gross, I bet is has chemicals in it too.
I wonder if it looks like I wet myself because its so hot here. If i did, would anyone think its sweat or would they know?
The floor is hotter than the yoga mat. I am not touching the floor!
Its like staying on the couch and pretending that the floor is lava when you were a kid.
I wonder why Russians don't do yoga? Its not like they're entirely into western medicine.
I really need to travel more. I want to go to yoga's homeland!
What should I eat after? It should be healthy. But pasta...
If the teacher is not correcting my poses does that mean that I did it right or she does not care?
I am glad I have thick ass eyebrows because sweat is meant to be collected by them.
I am so glad thick eyebrows are back in fashion because that means I am ahead of my time.
I need a new sports bra, yoga is NOT about showing skin. I have to adjust every time I bend.
Tell that to the lady in the lace push up bra and thong next to me. WHY lady, WHY?
Has it been an hr yet? It feels like it has.
Can I savasana now?
I wonder if this room is hotter than Jamaica in August?
At least my pasty ass wont get a sunburn! In your face, sun!
Why am I so off balance, I am a libra, I should be the best one here!
I need a pedicure. I hope no one else notices.
But thats OK! Because, yoga?
Savasana is my favorite.
Week 26 of 52 - Story a Week in 2014