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  • Sometimes I don't get the words right. My spelling just isn't what it used to be. And I have a peculiar affinity for homophones lately, just not the right wons. I'm pretty sure it doesn't much matter. I can always play spoonerism games if all else fails.

    The story is really for another time, but I can't help wondering about the damage done.

    I think it's all in my head.
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