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  • Looking out of an open window on the second floor, the guard was really irritated by the lots of people that approached the building.

    The weather was unbelievably nice, sunny and warmish in Izmir, the third largest and westernmost city in Turkey.

    The large building being guarded was designated and marked for demolition, standing empty for some time.

    The undertaker installed the guard to keep trespassers and thieves out, but forgot to say 'Oh, ignore the pedestrians.'
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