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  • Once upon a time...

    many, many years ago

    a wayward princess

    brought her laundry

    to the Step-Queen's castle.

    The princess

    didn't think it was any big deal.

    The King had invited

    her to dinner

    and she heard

    stories of other

    princes and princesses

    bringing their laundry


    This princess

    wasn't even expecting

    the Step Queen to DO

    the laundry.

    She was willing

    to do it herself.

    It wasn't like she had to

    scrub her pantaloons

    on rocks.

    The King was rich enough

    to own a Maytag...

    a dryer, too!

    In the middle

    of the dinner feast,

    the princess rose

    to put the wash

    in the dryer.

    The Step-Queen

    freaked out.

    She turned red and screamed

    and cursed at the

    princess for acting

    as if she were at


    The Princess smiled.

    For ONCE

    the Step Queen

    was being


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